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TOP 50 JOKES: AUSTRALIAN EDITION




Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral 




Q: Why are murders in Tasmania so hard to solve?


A: Because there are no dental records and all the DNA matches.




Q: How many Aussies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A: Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.




Q: What do you call an Aussie in the finals of the World Cup?

A: A referee.




Q: Want to hear a joke about the construction industry in Australia?

A: Too bad, they’re still working on it.




If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs?


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