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The Agnes Bradstreet Glory Days Recipe Book


J. Elk-Baptisté


Smashwords Edition


Copyright 2019


J. Elk-Baptisté


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The Agnes Bradstreet Glory Days Recipe Book


A short Introduction

&

Disclaimer


Recipes from my wife’s, Aunt Agnes Bradstreet


Several recipes were chosen for their sheer horror value and others because I suspect they might, from the outset, have been intended as humor. Some of those included are both horrible and amusing. In case I’m suspected of indulging a twisted mind, I must tell you that no recipe has been changed or altered from the original.

The recipes were bequeathed to my wife by her ancient relative, Agnes Bradstreet.

One last matter, I have not “road-tested” any recipe and I don’t suggest anyone try them. Read the following disclaimer: In case of disaster, medical or otherwise, J. Elk-Baptisté accepts no liability whatsoever for any injury sustained, any sickness, or death of any party. The recipes contained in this ebook are not intended for actual use. Food prepared in accordance with instruction provided by these recipes should not be considered safe for human consumption. The recipes are my wife’s Aunt Agnes’s. If anyone is to blame, it is Agnes and good luck with finding her because she passed from this world years ago; her glory days are long, long gone.

J. Elk-Baptisté

Huonville, Tasmania.

March. 2019


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The Agnes Bradstreet Glory Days Recipe Book


Hello, one and all! Here’s a big welcome to a rather short, but pleasant foray into one or two culinary delights of yesteryear. You will have to excuse me for giving a suggestion for desert at the start. I was never too much a stickler for etiquette or rules.


Lemon Pudding (Hot)


Beat together ½ cup sugar and 1 tablespoon butter. Now add in this order2 tablespoons flour, pinch salt, rind and juice 2 lemons, 1 cup milk, yolks of 2 eggs, and lastly stir in the 2 stiffly beaten whites. Bake in buttered pie-dish standing in dish of hot water for about half an hour. Seems a strange mixture, but comes out with crust on top, and like lemon cheese underneath. Very delicious. Orange can be used instead of lemon.


Aunt Agnes


Would not say boo

To a goose but stirred

Her cup more than sixty

Times ‘round

The clinkety clink would

Drive Mother mad

Would

Drive Mother mad

Drive Mother mad


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Now here’s a yummy treat—if only I had more time—but I’m flat-out-busy these days. So unfortunate.


Liver Tea For Anaemia


One pound of gravy beef, ¾ lb. liver. Cut up gravy beef and just cover with water. (Or, perhaps soil—in the backyard?) Cook in a double boiler for about3 hours. Put the liver through the mincer, and add to gravy beef after it has been taken off fire, and leave for a few minutes. Strain through sieve. The liver must not be actually cooked. Season with a little pepper and salt, and a little grated carrot.


Thank you Aunty, but … think I’ll pass.


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And what’s for supper tonight, people? A cool million to anyone who guesses right, the first time round!


(The money is completely safe.)


Now here goes--might be a tad adventurous of me—but I cannot resist!



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